I Heard You Are Going to Marry Me
Author: Wintersweet with Fragrance of Ink
Description:
It’s a funny story about the love between Xing Biao, a gang boss, and Lawyer Su Mo.
The first time they met, Xing Biao took Su Mo for a cripple. And Su Mo was like this, "I heard you are going to marry me?" I'll see what you've got. They say if you hate someone, just marry him, spend his money, boss him around and make him suffer!!!
After several years since they got married, Xing Biao's henchmen often had such a conversation.
“Do you know who is the person we should never offend?”
“The son of our boss? He has been spoiled by our boss and Lawyer Su.”
“You are definitely wrong. Haven’t you seen Lawyer Su punish that boy by asking him to recite criminal laws? When the boy fails to correctly and completely recite them, Lawyer Su doesn’t allow him to watch TV and eat snacks. If our boss tries to intercede for the boy, he will be asked to recite the laws together with their son.”
“So it’s Lawyer Su who we shouldn’t provoke.”
“Bingo! Lawyer Su won’t spare anyone pissing him off, neither our boss or their son.”
…
Chapters
- 1.
Son, I Betrothed You to a Man
- 2.
Take Some Special Measures
- 3.
My Mother Wanted Me to Marry a Gangster
- 4.
Trust Your Mother, Xing Biao Is Really a Good Man
- 5.
Oh, a Little Cripple
- 6.
This Man Needed a Spanking
- 7.
I’ll Never Marry You
- 8.
I Would Kidnap Your Parents If You Refused to Marry Me
- 9.
Damn It! Marry Me or Not
- 10.
I Determine to Punish You
- 11.
Took the Love Home
- 12.
Don’t Ogle Me, My Darling
- 13.
Hate Him? Then Marry Him and Torture Him
- 14.
Call Me Mom
- 15.
I Shared My Mom with You, Give Me Your Red Packet
- 16.
Curious about Conduct of Xing Biao
- 17.
You Don’t Want to Date with Me? No Way!
- 18.
I Liked You Very Much, Darling
- 19.
Happy When My Darling Is Praised by Others
- 20.
I'll Feed You, My Darling
- 21.
Hug My Darling? No Way!
- 22.
Xing Biao, My Sir
- 23.
Would You Please Be Our Groomsman, Senior Fellow Apprentice?
- 24.
Let’s Go Home, Darling
- 25.
See Clearly! Who Is Using Domestic Violence?
- 26.
Shit! Is It a Sex Den?
- 27.
It Was Stupid to Bother the Sister-in-law!
- 28.
Xing Biao Is a Good Man
- 29.
Experiences in Courtship
- 30.
Somebody Confessed to Biao
- 31.
I, Su Mo, Would Be Widowed But Not Divorce
- 32.
I Agreed to Sign on the Agreement. Would You Marry Me?
- 33.
Wedding Pictures
- 34.
It Was Difficult to Take the Wedding Pictures
- 35.
You Bit My Wrist, and I Kissed Your Neck
- 36.
Kissed on the Mouth
- 37.
Could You Say Something Good?
- 38.
Dressed Up His Darling
- 39.
Gave You a Watch as a Present to Show My Love
- 40.
Why Keep Calling Me?
- 41.
Get Drunk, Get A Wife
- 42.
Xing Biao Handled by a Book of Criminal Laws
- 43.
At the Scene with His 'Wife'
- 44.
Honey, You Are So Amazing!
- 45.
Meeting My Brothers
- 46.
The Eloquent Big 'Sister'-in-Law
- 47.
Darling, You Made Me Feel So Proud
- 48.
A Battle Between the Lawful Lover and the Mistress
- 49.
My Darling Is My Lord and Master
- 50.
Pretending to Be Drunken Is of No Use
- 51.
I Want Su Mo to Have Descendants
- 52.
The Big Day for Xing Biao and Su Mo
- 53.
Marrying Su Mo Was Not That Easy
- 54.
Let’s Go and Hijack Your Wife
- 55.
The New Generation of The Wife’s Slave Was Born
- 56.
Take Home This Old Orphan with You
- 57.
The Groomsmen Were Not Qualified - Cut Their Wages
- 58.
Deriding Xing Biao? His Husband Says No
- 59.
Get Ready, Let’s Celebrate Wedding in the Bridal Chamber
- 60.
Lawyer Su, Guess What’s the Color of Brother Biao’s Underwear
- 61.
Want to Sleep with Me? Try It If You Can
- 62.
Su Mo, You Really Disappoint Me
- 63.
Go Home to My Wife
- 64.
Buy My Darling a Car
- 65.
You Can Use My Arm as Your Pillow
- 66.
Have You Taken a F**king Pill?
- 67.
Darling, You Are the Gang Who Robs, Aren't You?
- 68.
Freeze, This Is A Robbery
- 69.
Pay Your Tax for Bragging
- 70.
The Tibetan Mastiff Really Bites
- 71.
Su Mo Takes The Unusual Path
- 72.
Not Going Anywhere! I Am Staying with My Darling
- 73.
Still Working So Late? I Have My Way.
- 74.
Darling, You Are Brilliant
- 75.
Great Job, Lawyer Su
- 76.
That Brilliant Lawyer Is My Darling
- 77.
Attending the Cocktail Party with His Spouse
- 78.
A Rival in Love Appeared?
- 79.
Defeated Again by the Criminal Law
- 80.
Don't Skip Your Meal
- 81.
Stay Away from Me! You Little Pimps
- 82.
How Dare You to Provoke Lawyer Su
- 83.
Damn It! Get Too High!
- 84.
Fuck Off, You Are Not Allowed to Enter the Bedroom
- 85.
Running Away from Home After Quarreling with Wife
- 86.
Why Didn’t He Come to Coax Me
- 87.
Running Away from Home Is Not Working
- 88.
Xing Biao Is Totally Pissed off
- 89.
The Couple Holds the Stage
- 90.
Not Touched? How Is It Possible
- 91.
Partnership in Calculating A Partner
- 92.
Sell the Car to Help Xing Biao
- 93.
Pick up My Wife from Work
- 94.
The Couple Gets Followed
- 95.
You Are Inviting a Death Wish, My Spoiled Wife
- 96.
He Couldn’t Be Stopped, and Went In
- 97.
Who Dares to Lay a Finger on My Darling!
- 98.
The Couple Join Hands in a Fight
- 99.
Don't Hurt Xing Biao’s Darling
- 100.
Let's See Who Dares to Harm My Wife
- 101.
Hurry and Put My Wife to Bed
- 102.
Brothers, Go Smash His House
- 103.
Xing Biao, You Rascal!
- 104.
Tonifying Lamb Kidneys for You
- 105.
Darling, Let's Have a Baby
- 106.
Take My Wife to Eat Delicious Food
- 107.
Stop Thinking about the Meat in Other Peoples' Bowls
- 108.
Darling, What Shall I Do When You Go On a Business Trip
- 109.
Don’t You Know That You Should Stay away from Me?
- 110.
Oh My God, Xing Biao was Abducted
- 111.
There Is No Free Lunch, and He Must Be up to Something
- 112.
Lawyer Su, Half of Your Man Is Mine~
- 113.
Hit You Dead with Two Slaps
- 114.
I Have Knelt Down for You, Darling
- 115.
What Are You Doing, Big Brother
- 116.
Brother Biao, Something Terribly Serious Happened
- 117.
Confrontation and Not Yielding an Inch
- 118.
Swallow the Bitter Pill in Silence and Grievance
- 119.
Care for My Own Man
- 120.
The Method of Coaxing Xing Biao Is Very Simple
- 121.
Darling, Call Me Your Hubby
- 122.
Darling, You Are So Sweet
- 123.
I Love to Serve on My Darling
- 124.
Su Mo the Great Lawyer Demands an Exorbitant Price
- 125.
I Must Take Good Care of My Wife
- 126.
The Couple Cooperate Perfectly
- 127.
Making Money Versus Making a Lot of Money
- 128.
Do You Dare to Have a Fight to Decide Who the Head of the Household Is?
- 129.
I Don't Like Other Men, But I Love Xing Biao
- 130.
What’s the Fuss, Old Rascal?
- 131.
What Is Wrong with You, Xing Biao? Are You Mad?
- 132.
Messing Around with Me? Go Copy the Criminal Law Book
- 133.
Cui Hua, Serve the Food Please
- 134.
Younger Sister Xing Claimed the Kin of Her Second Brother
- 135.
Darling, I Feel Bad, Could You Coax Me?
- 136.
They Actually Come Here and Decide to Settle Down
- 137.
Just Love Xing Biao More
- 138.
See? Here Comes the Fight Anyway
- 139.
Work Together to Get Xing Biao Drunk
- 140.
These People Had Enough or Not
- 141.
Got Sick
- 142.
The Last Straw
- 143.
Barrister Su Avenged His Husband
- 144.
Darling, You Are All I Have
- 145.
The Spouse Treats His Foolish Husband Quite Well
- 146.
Darling, Can You Not Punish Me?
- 147.
Waves after Waves of Disgusting People
- 148.
Try Everything to Send My Darling Away
- 149.
They Are All Gone and Xing Biao Is at Ease
- 150.
Cast A Net for Zhu Wen
- 151.
The Intensified Search
- 152.
Su Mo Was Extremely Angry
- 153.
A Penniless Man Is Mad Enough to Do Anything
- 154.
Something Bad Happened to Su Mo
- 155.
No Way, The Baby Is Born
- 156.
Good Things Come in Pairs
- 157.
A Good Dad of the New Generation
- 158.
It Was Hard Work Giving My Son a Name
- 159.
A Surprise to My Mother-in-Law
- 160.
Oh God, Finally out of Hospital and Coming Home
- 161.
Spill It Out! Have You Cheated on Me?
- 162.
He Urinates on His Father’s Face
- 163.
Darling, Let's Go on A Honeymoon
- 164.
A Honeymoon Is All about Being Sweet
- 165.
Let’s See Who Has Stronger Waist and Kidney
- 166.
Silly Darling, Where Have You Been?
- 167.
Lawyer Su Doesn't Know Everything
- 168.
The Honeymoon Is about to Come to An End
- 169.
My Son Knows How to Say Papa
- 170.
Darling, A Surprise for Your Birthday
- 171.
Shit, You Made Me a Cuckold?
- 172.
Su Mo Made His Son Cry with Fear
- 173.
Su Mo Is Not A Qualified Father
- 174.
Raising A Son Is A Difficult Problem
- 175.
Who Is This Dirty Monkey
- 176.
A Family of Three Bathing
- 177.
A Family of Three Handsome Men
- 178.
The Little Rascal Found His Way
- 179.
Su Mo Was Extremely Appealing When He Is Drunk
- 180.
Playing Hide-And-Seek with Daddy
- 181.
The Son Is Growing up Slowly
- 182.
Whose Hateful Child Is This
- 183.
The Boy Is A Bandit, Too
- 184.
The Big Rascal and The Small Rascal Made Huge Trouble Together
- 185.
The Big Rascal and The Small Rascal Recite Criminal Law Book Together
- 186.
Sending My Son to School Is A Difficult Problem
- 187.
It Is Impossible to Go to School Next Year
- 188.
Daddy, I'm Going to Visit Little Sisters in the Kindergarten
- 189.
Xing Biao, You’re Good for Nothing
- 190.
Beauty? Dad Will Find Her for You
- 191.
The Little Inheritor Performs Three Bears on Stage
- 192.
Tell Me, Who Wears the Hat in This House
- 193.
Deal with My Spouse in Another Way
- 194.
Get Down on Your Knees and Put the Books on Your Head
- 195.
Get A Toughest Fortune-telling Draw
- 196.
Eyes in the Dark
- 197.
The Family Celebrates Father's Day
- 198.
Xing Biao, Our Son Is Gone
- 199.
It Was Zhu Wen Who Took Da Tao Away
- 200.
Sacrifice Everything for Our Son
- 201.
Kill You with A Plain Brick
- 202.
What? Zhu Wen Is Dead
- 203.
Don’t You Cry, Or I Will Divorce You
- 204.
One Man Takes on the Whole Situation
- 205.
Go for Broke in Order to Get Xing Biao Out
- 206.
The Evil Backstage Manipulator Slowly Emerges
- 207.
A Series of Uneven Waves
- 208.
Find A Bodyguard for My Spouse
- 209.
Xing Biao Left His Spouse A Back Way
- 210.
Dare to Divorce with Me? You’ll Get Slapped on the Face
- 211.
Nine Fingers Brings Back Good News
- 212.
Trial for Xing Biao
- 213.
The Great Lawyer Su Confuses Right and Wrong
- 214.
Darling, Let Me Carry You Home
- 215.
Celebrate the Return of Big Brother
- 216.
Lawyer Su Settled His Score Later
- 217.
Use Another Way to Manage My Spouse
- 218.
The Couple Loves Each Other More
- 219.
Prepare A Turnaround
- 220.
Punish Boss Shi and Seize His Property
- 221.
Killed the Man Who Attacked My Spouse
- 222.
Now the Couple Is Quarreling Again
- 223.
Lawyer Su, You Made a Mistake
- 224.
The Two Ran away from Home
- 225.
Charm the Man
- 226.
Cede Territory and Pay Indemnities to Coax the Old Biao
- 227.
Why It Is Always Old Biao that Got Punished
- 228.
Son, Your Daddy Is Your Mother
- 229.
The Surrogate Mother Appears
- 230.
Third Brother Shows Up Again
- 231.
We Are a Perfect Couple
- 232.
Third Brother Is Humiliated Right at the Doorstep
- 233.
The Shameless Cooperation of the Two
- 234.
Father, Don't Leave Me Alone
- 235.
Beating You Without Negotiation
- 236.
No One Will Take Our Son Away
- 237.
Lawyer Su Offers His Help to the Prosecutor’s Office
- 238.
Here Comes the Revenge
- 239.
What A Delight to Have Boss Shi Shot
- 240.
Who Is Going to Afraid of A Revenging Coward
- 241.
Biao Hides Private Money behind His Darling’s Back
- 242.
Oh Gosh, Su Mo Ran away from Home
- 243.
Take Da Tao to Coax Su Mo
- 244.
Xing Biao Finally Coaxed Su Mo into Coming Home
- 245.
The Great Use of Private Money
- 246.
Lawyer Su Gives Red Packets
- 247.
Drank Too Much and Make Trouble
- 248.
Another New Way to Punish Old Biao
- 249.
Gloomy Old Biao
- 250.
Heading for Hainan
- 251.
Sunset Romance
- 252.
Daddy, the Seawater Tastes Bad, Right?
- 253.
Husband I Love You
- 254.
The Couple Collaborated to Tease Their Son
- 255.
A Very Large Grouper
- 256.
Da Tao Fell into the Water
- 257.
Catching A Cold Again during the New Year
- 258.
The Father-in-Law Presented the Perfect Tonic
- 259.
Dads, Give Me Lucky Money
- 260.
Ouch! That's a Sweet Son
- 261.
A Second Marriage Proposal
- 262.
No Title
- 263.
A Present for You, Too
- 264.
You'll Be Buried with Me in My Family Graveyard When You Die
- 265.
Xing Biao Finally Found Fellow Sufferers
- 266.
Earning Lucky Money to Marry A Spouse
- 267.
Darling, Give Me Lucky Money
- 268.
I Love You All My Life
- 269.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (1): They Bear Big Grudges against Each Other
- 270.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (2): I Miss You, I Can't Sleep
- 271.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (3): When Boss Gu Gets Angry, He Kidnaps People Directly
- 272.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (4): Agreement Love Let It Be
- 273.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (5): Life Is Full of Things Unknown
- 274.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (6): Gu Yang is Really Scary
- 275.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (7): Darling, Give Me a Kiss Good-bye
- 276.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (8): Damn, Got Hurt
- 277.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (9): Rich Man Gu Yang
- 278.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (10): Mr. Gu is an Idiot in Life
- 279.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (11): Let’s Play a Game; Take off your Clothes When you Lose
- 280.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (12): Honey, Let’s Get Married!
- 281.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (13): Marriage My Ass
- 282.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (14): I Will Protect You
- 283.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (15): Bai Hua's Inferiority Complex
- 284.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (16): I Won’t Be a Drag Even If in Danger
- 285.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (16): Getting Married, Finally! - Part A
- 286.
The Story of Bai Hua and Gu Yang (16): Getting Married, Finally! - Part B (The End)